Birthday Card - Instead of Worrying


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Front: Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday...
Message InsideJust live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh CRAP! She's awake!!!" Happy Birthday
Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional charge. (Yes, an actual real person will write your message.)


  • 4 3/4" x 6 3/4"
  • Full color interior
  • Foil-stamped design accents 
  • Colorful envelope included
  • Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
  • Made in U.S.A.

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